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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 12:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

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