What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 12:27

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance